my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has
saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield
u know u really like a song when u get goosebumps just thinking about listening to it
Little Einsteins dub step remix
‘i swear tomorrow ill go to bed early’ feckin sure you will dan
ok for real dan today at one am you gotta go to bed or else i will smack you.. i mean me? whatever just go to bed early
